ARE YOU SICK OF THE REGULARNESS OF LIFE? DO YOU YEARN FOR MEANING? DO YOU EVER LOOK UP TO THE NIGHT SKY AND WONDER WHAT LIES AHEAD? HI, I'M SAL SOLOMON, WORLD RENOWNED MASTER OF ASTROLOGY AND LOVER! IF YOU ANSWERED YES TO ANY OF THOSE QUESTIONS OR ARE JUST GENERALLY UNSATIDFIED WITH YOUR LIFE DO NOT DESPAIR!!! YOUR PAL SAL HAS THE ANSWERS! AND THE ANSWERS LIE IN THE STARS! AND I CAN READ THOSE STARS AND GIVE YOU THOSE ANSWERS!!
IT IS ALL OUTLINED IN MY NEW BOOK 'DELINEATING URANUS FROM YOUR SUN'S HOUSE' OUT NOW FROM THE FINE FOLKS OVER AT STARSTUFF PUBLISHING AND AVAILABLE AT YOUR LOCAL BOOK STORE! IF THEY DONT HABE IT THEY ARE NOT WORTH YOUR TIME! YOU SHOULD COMPLAIN TO MANAGEMENT THAT THEY DONT CARRY ANY GOOD LITEWRATURE! IF THST DOESMT SATIATE YOUR THURST FOR KNOWLEDGE FROM ABOVE THEN DON NOT WORRY! SAL HAS GOT YOU! I AM AVAILABLE FOR PRIVATE READINGS BE IT TAROT OR SIMPLY ANALYZING YOUR BIRTH SHART! I DO IT ALL STARTING AT THJE COMPETIVETLY LOW LOW PRICE OF 200USD DOLLARS PER HOIR!! DONT WAIT! SPIRITUAL ACTUALIZATION IS ONLY A FEW CLICKS AWAY!!
JUST SEND YOUR BIRTHDAY, YEAR OF BORTH(THIS IS IMPORTANT), LOCATION OF BIRTH(THIS IS IMPORTANT), AND TIME OF BIRHT!!(THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT PEOPLE! I DONT KNOW HOE MANY PEOPLE ASK OLD SAL FOR A REEADING THEU DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT TIME THEY WERE BORN! YOU WANT A FULL READING WE NEED TO KNOW YOURE RISING SIGN!! COME ON PEOPLE!! NO HALF MEASURES!) TO THIS ATTACH YOUR CREDIT CARD INFORMATION AND HOW LONG OF A SESSION TOU WOULD LIKE AND AFTER A SMALL NON REFUNDABLE DEPOSIT AND PROCESSING FEE WE WILL EXPLORE THE STARS TOGETHER! DOESN,T THAT SOUND NICE? JUST YOU AND YOUR FRIEND THE WORLD FAMOUS STUDENT OF THE STARS SAL SOLOMON? SEND YOUR INFORMATION TO SALSOLOMON54@AOL.COM (OR MONBEAMM AT PRODUCTIONSSTARSTUFF@GMAIL.COM) NOW! DO IT NOW! DONT WAIT!!
MOONBEAM IF YOUR READING THIS CAN YOU COME OVER THE LIGHT IN MY FRIDGE WONT TURN ON ANYMORE AND I DONT LNOW HOW TO FIX IT